“Things Only Phone Repair Techs Truly Understand” – A Short Rant

“Things Only Phone Repair Techs Truly Understand” – A Short Rant

Here’s a quick list of things only real repair technicians will understand:

🔹 1. Customers who say

“It was working fine this morning.”
…with a phone that looks like it fell off a motorcycle at 80mph.

🔹 2. Refurb phones using glue stronger than friendship

Fresh adhesive: 3 minutes.
Old adhesive: 30 minutes + emotional damage.

🔹 3. White back glass

Every tech knows:
White phones = laser boss fight mode.

🔹 4. Machines that only misbehave when you’re busy

You can test it all morning—perfect.
Customer walks in?
Boom. Instant chaos.

🔹 5. That one corner that refuses to burn evenly

You adjust power, speed, frequency…
Still looks like it has its own personality.

🔹 6. “Can I watch you repair it?”

No.
Please.
For the love of all technicians—no.

🔹 7. When someone asks:

“Why is laser removal expensive? It’s just light.”
Bro… if only you knew.

🔹 8. And of course—

When you finally finish a tricky repair and think:
“Okay, I’m done for today.”
Then five more devices show up.

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